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The only thing I know about today is coffee. Everything else is just wild speculation.—Nana Hoffman

A morning without coffee is like sleep.—Unknown

As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be?—Cassandra Clare

A yawn is a silent scream for coffee.--Unknown

Come on, don’t you ever stop and smell the coffee?—Justina Chen

It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who genuinely have a medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity.—Dave Barry

No one can understand the truth until he drinks of coffee’s frothy goodness.—Sheik Abd-al-Kadir

I believe humans get a lot done, not because we are smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee.—Flash Rosenberg

Coffee is the best thing to douse the sunrise with.—Terri Guillemets

We want to do a lot of stuff; we’re not in great shape. We didn’t get a good night’s sleep. We’re a little depressed. Coffee solves all these problems in one delightful little cup.—Jerry Seinfeld

I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.—Lewis Black

Among the luxuries of the table ... coffee may be considered as one of the most valuable. It excites cheerfulness without intoxication; and the pleasing flow of spirits which it occasions ... is never followed sadness, languor or debility.—Benjamin Franklin

Behind every successful woman there is a substantial amount of coffee.—Stephanie Piro

Widespread caffeine use explains a lot about the 20th century.—Greg Egan

Coffee is a lot more than just a drink; it’s something happening. Not as in hip, but like an event, a place to be, but not like a location, but like somewhere within yourself. It gives you time, but not actual hours or minutes, but a chance to be, like be yourself, and have a second cup.—Gertrude Stein

I don’t know what I’d do without coffee. I’m guessing 25 to life.—Unknown

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.—Alex Levine

Coffee is good for talent, but genius wants prayer.—Ralph Waldo Emerson

I think the main ingredient in decaf coffee is disappointment.—Keith Wynn

I judge a restaurant by the bread and the coffee.—Burt Lancaster

Without my morning coffee, I’m just like a dried up piece of roast goat.—Johann Sebastian Bach

Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline, the first often tasting like the second.—Edward Abbey

I think if I were a woman I would wear coffee as a perfume.—John Van Druten

Coffee is a language in itself.—Jackie Chan

The best maxim I know in this life is to drink your coffee when you can, and when you cannot, to be easy without it.—Jonathan Swift

Man does not live by coffee alone. Have a danish.--Unknown

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