The only thing I know about today is coffee. Everything else is just wild speculation.—Nana Hoffman
A morning without coffee is like sleep.—Unknown
As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be?—Cassandra Clare
A yawn is a silent scream for coffee.--Unknown
Come on, don’t you ever stop and smell the coffee?—Justina Chen
It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who genuinely have a medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity.—Dave Barry
No one can understand the truth until he drinks of coffee’s frothy goodness.—Sheik Abd-al-Kadir
I believe humans get a lot done, not because we are smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee.—Flash Rosenberg
Coffee is the best thing to douse the sunrise with.—Terri Guillemets
We want to do a lot of stuff; we’re not in great shape. We didn’t get a good night’s sleep. We’re a little depressed. Coffee solves all these problems in one delightful little cup.—Jerry Seinfeld
I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.—Lewis Black
Among the luxuries of the table ... coffee may be considered as one of the most valuable. It excites cheerfulness without intoxication; and the pleasing flow of spirits which it occasions ... is never followed sadness, languor or debility.—Benjamin Franklin
Behind every successful woman there is a substantial amount of coffee.—Stephanie Piro
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Widespread caffeine use explains a lot about the 20th century.—Greg Egan
Coffee is a lot more than just a drink; it’s something happening. Not as in hip, but like an event, a place to be, but not like a location, but like somewhere within yourself. It gives you time, but not actual hours or minutes, but a chance to be, like be yourself, and have a second cup.—Gertrude Stein
I don’t know what I’d do without coffee. I’m guessing 25 to life.—Unknown
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.—Alex Levine
Coffee is good for talent, but genius wants prayer.—Ralph Waldo Emerson
I think the main ingredient in decaf coffee is disappointment.—Keith Wynn
I judge a restaurant by the bread and the coffee.—Burt Lancaster
Without my morning coffee, I’m just like a dried up piece of roast goat.—Johann Sebastian Bach
Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline, the first often tasting like the second.—Edward Abbey
I think if I were a woman I would wear coffee as a perfume.—John Van Druten
Coffee is a language in itself.—Jackie Chan
The best maxim I know in this life is to drink your coffee when you can, and when you cannot, to be easy without it.—Jonathan Swift
Man does not live by coffee alone. Have a danish.--Unknown
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