Crows on a Cloud
This month, we’re starting off with a missle — Halloween sucks. That’s right. Many of you will think this is a real “get off my lawn” take, but I’m here to tell you why I believe this bottom-tier holiday gets too much praise.
Full disclosure: ‘Ol Whitey performed at The Museum Club on several occasions. No lie. When I first moved to Flag in 2016, said saloon held a weekly open mic night. My crowning glory was an uncensored accordion rendition of “The End” by The Doors. As the MC on duty summed things up, “Whitey …